Medusa and her gargoyle gf
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Everyone’s assuming her petrifying gaze would have NO effect here and that’s clearly wrong. It would be a healing stat buff actually. She can regenerate and strengthen her girlfriend by looking at her.
Just like girlfriends in real life
Just like girlfriends in real life.
theres 25+ year olds out here going to online word wars for a woman that sings this in 2022 ill never understand it ill never take you seriously either
you coulda locked me in a room for two months to come up with lyrics to edit in for a joke about her writing and i wouldnt have been able to come up with anything nearly as vapid and terminally lame as this
I wanna draw a hundred characters as the Barbie and Ken mugshot, but here’s Lenny and Arthur!
Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive
It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.
So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.
#I love the hashtag women in STEM bc at first I thought they meant the rat 🙈 (via @sprotteswelt)
until you said that it never occurred to me that the woman in STEM was the scientist and not the rat. i was just like “hell yeah, this rat is a powerful woman pioneering lifesaving technologies as a rescue ranger”
why are we sleeping on this
the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.
#aaaaand its listless dissociation with the steel chair!!!
*stamps this as peer-reviewed*
when the barbie movie drops, there should be a trend like the one where everyone wore suits to watch rise of gru. but instead of suits, everyone watching barbie should be dressed up as what they would look like as a barbie doll.